Satirists have issued a plea for Tory politicians to stop being such a massive collection of half-headed cock-bongos, as a combination of RSI and worn out keyboards mean that they can’t type quick enough to keep up with the now hourly bouts of catastrophic bellendery from Westminster.
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By Sir Simon Williams, MP for Kettering East & Bawtry
Loads of mad shit has happened, and in the few moments it took you to read that, loads more mad shit has probably happened because shit is absolutely mad right now.
After the dramatic and hilarious news last night that Michael Gove, the minister for levelling up, has been sacked, there is now a real concern that no levelling up is currently being done. “This is genuinely the most worrying news imaginable,” said Simon Williams, Professor of Levels at Cambridge University. “Without a minister for levelling
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