Obesity plan working, says government of nation glued to programme about cakes
The government is delighted with the success of its obesity plan as only 11.2 million viewers returned for a seventh series of the Great British Bake Off.
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Annual Labour brewery piss-up in danger of cancellation
Labour’s annual brewery piss-up may have to be held round at Jeremy Corbyn’s house after they completely failed to organise it.
Nation considers culling generation of GCSE failures
After GCSE results fell by the largest amount since records began, the nation is wondering if we should just bin the lot of them.
Labour MPs resort to dirty tricks to keep Corbyn out of his seat
Labour MPs have unveiled their latest scheme to unseat Jeremy Corbyn by putting Virgin Trains reserved tickets on the opposition benches at Westminster.
