“Look! A squirrel!”, says Keith Vaz
MP Keith Vaz has invited people to look at the funny squirrel over there this morning.
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Pope accidentally canonises Theresa May
UK Prime minister Theresa May was accidentally anointed ‘Saint Theresa The Redeemer’ yesterday, after an administrative error at the Vatican City’s Department for Canonisation.
Sex worker admits shame over incident with ‘politician’
Sex worker Simon Williams has admitted he was ‘mortified’ when he discovered the man he’d been hired by online was actually ‘politician’ Keith Vaz.
Parents busy picking best bit of house for Facebook school uniform photo
Facebook parents across the country are frantically searching for the most flattering part of their home in which to photograph their children wearing their new school uniform.
