Three former Tesco directors have been charged with fraud amounting to over £263m after putting an excessive number of Tesco Finest items through self-checkout tills as “carrots”.
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As prime minister Theresa May announced new plans for more faith schools, parents across the country have begun searching for people to help them pass as a Catholic.
Radical hate preacher Anjem Choudary has renounced his Muslim faith after being forced to share a cell with a particularly persistent Jehovah’s Witness.
Labour leadership hopeful Owen Smith has been seen buying an ice pick at his local branch of Millets.
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