
Jeremy Corbyn to stand in David Cameron’s constituency
Jeremy Corbyn is to stand for election in David Cameron’s vacated Witney Constituency, trusting in his incredible popularity to win him the seat.
View article >Jeremy Corbyn is to stand for election in David Cameron’s vacated Witney Constituency, trusting in his incredible popularity to win him the seat.
View article >English Scrumpy and Western band, The Wurzels, have announced that they have cancelled their proposed purchase of a brand new combine harvester as a result of the UK’s decision to leave the EU.
Following the announcement that the Great British Bake Off will switch from the BBC, Channel 4 have revealed that Chris Evans will take over presenting duties.
The new plastic £5 note, due to be brought into circulation next week, was ‘rigorously tested’ by government officials in Parliament lavatories before the idea was given the green light, it has been confirmed.
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