Court gives Archbishop of Canterbury three Hail Marys and two Our Fathers for speeding
The Archbishop of Canterbury has been given three Hail Marys and two Our Fathers for speeding, it has been revealed today.
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Millwall ‘firm’ offer to represent post-Brexit Britain at Eurovision with ‘No-one Likes Us and We Don’t Care’
Fans of Millwall football club have offered to represent the UK at the Eurovision Song Contest by performing a rousing rendition of ‘No-one Likes Us And We Don’t Care’ for the rest of Europe.
Toddler saving his deepest philosophical questions for bedtime
A child will be asking some deep and puzzling questions at bedtime instead of asking them during the day like a normal person, according to reports this morning.
Eurovision, Britain warned
British social media users are warned to expect an ‘overwhelming tsunami of shite’ in their feeds as the annual festival of pretending to like awful pop rolls around again.
