Mary Berry tells Channel 4 to shove it up their soggy bottoms
Mary Berry has made an unusually forceful statement by telling Channel 4 they can piss right off with that big money offer.
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Mary Berry to front BBC’s all new CopyCake show
Mary Berry will join Mel and Sue in fronting the new BBC Show CopyCake, in which members of the public will attempt to copy a cake made my Mary Berry.
David Cameron to charge £50k per hour as after-dinner hooker
Ex-Prime Minister and harbinger of national destruction David Cameron has announced that following his retirement as an MP he will be charging up to £50k per hour on the lucrative after-dinner prostitution circuit.
‘If the Earth isn’t flat how come I can see to the end of my garden’, scoffs UKIP’s Douglas Carswell
After being educated on the basic principles of gravity by respected academics, UKIP MP Douglas Carswell has expressed his disbelief by questioning a number of scientific facts.
