Britain to have entirely jam-based economy by 2023
The economy of the UK will be entirely jam-based by the middle of the next decade, thanks to incentives announced today by the Department for International Trade.
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Jeremy Hunt promises UK will be a net exporter of doctors by 2019
Health secretary Jeremy Hunt has outlined plans at the Conservative Party conference to make the UK a net exporter of doctors by March 2019.
Schrödinger’s Conservative discovered: simultaneously votes Tory and bemoans everything being awful
A new type of voter, nicknamed Schrödinger’s Conservative, has been discovered, who will always vote Tory and yet constantly bemoan the lack of investment in parks, poor public transport, and problems with the NHS.
Brexit rollercoaster will be a bit like Alton Towers ‘Smiler’ ride, confirms Hammond
In his speech to the Conservative Party conference, Philip Hammond has warned that the Brexit vote would mean the British economy could face “a bit of a rollercoaster” ride – one that will end similarly to Alton Towers’ ‘Smiler’ attraction.
