Despite failing to win the Conservative leadership nomination, a cheery Liam Fox declared himself ‘well up on Tuesday,’ having won a popular electrical appliance and a subscription to ‘The Puzzler’ in separate competitions.
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The race is on to be the first journalist to claim to have read all 2.3 million words of the Chilcot report, with reporters across the country keen to take the honour.
Absolutely everyone has read the two-point-six-million-word Chilcot report and has an unshakable opinion about it which they will hold for the rest of their life, despite it only having been released about an hour ago.
An elderly domestic servant has accused her employer of age discrimination after she was fired from the job she has held for 67 years.
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