Labour now debating who will poison the cakes and who will throw Corbyn in the river
A secret ballot has been held to decide how Labour MPs can successfully get rid of Jeremy Corbyn without him coming back to life.
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Mother ‘immensely proud’ of son who spends days sneaking photos of mentally-ill Gazza
A mother has spoken of her immense pride at the career of her paparazzi son, whose photographs of a mentally-ill former sportsperson have graced the pages of some of the nation’s most tawdry rags.
Britain preparing to get angry over whatever happens next
Borderline simpletons across Britain are readying themselves to get very angry when Britain exits or fails to exit the EU, as the outcome will definitely be undemocratic and in no way their fault.
Theresa May to serve as Prime Minister from lair under volcano
Incoming Prime Minister Theresa May will forgo the official Prime Minister’s residence of 10 Downing Street and instead govern the country from her private lair under a volcano.
