Former Justice Secretary Michael Gove has been left wondering why acting like a despicable shit who’ll do anything for personal gain has failed to see him rise to the top of the Conservative party.
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A magic goblin who claims he can spin straw into gold has been put in charge of negotiating Britain’s withdrawal from the EU, the government has announced.
Samantha Cameron has written an exhaustive list of DIY chores for her husband now that he is not busy.
In a break from tradition, the Labour party are to choose their new leader through the medium of rap battle.
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