“Miss me yet?” asks Cameron
David Cameron has settled into his beach chair, taken a sip from the half-coconut full of peach daiquiri by his side, and casually asked if people are missing him yet.
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Dad spends entire weekend on toilet
Simon Williams, a father of four from Chelmsford has emerged tired but euphoric after successfully spending an entire weekend on the toilet.
Lorry drivers who don’t condemn Nice attacks all IS sympathisers, claims Daily Mail
Lorry drivers who have yet to publicly register their condemnation of the Nice attacks are all IS sympathisers laughing in the face of western values, according to the Daily Mail.
The Winchester now full
The Winchester Tavern has announced that there is no more room for anyone else to have a nice cold pint, and wait for all of this to blow over.
