Vicars packing heat
Vicars across Britain are purchasing semi-automatic weapons online in a bid to ward off ISIS attacks.
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“See? The economy grew 0.6%” beams calendar-challenged Brexiter
A Brexit supporter who struggles to read a calendar reckons that Brexit helped the economy grow, according to sources this afternoon.
Outrage as child’s favourite story mocks adult’s favourite story
Offence-takers have reacted with zealous fury after a story intended for children was seen to mock a story intended for adults.
Southern Rail to replace conductors with panthers
In a move that is sure to further enrage many passengers, beleaguered train company Southern Rail have announced that they will be replacing all conductors on trains with wild panthers.
