Daily Mail bursts blood vessel in eye as Queen announces knighthood for Muslim immigrant
The Daily Mail has burst a blood vessel in its eye after learning that the Queen plans to knight Muslim immigrant, Mo Farah.
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Extra leap second will delay Article 50 even further, moan Brexiters
An extra second at the end of 2016 means Brexit is to be delayed yet again, according to the bellends who voted for it.
Nation busy making pathetic last-minute attempt at 2016’s New Year’s resolutions
The entire nation is today busy scrambling around making pathetic attempts at entirely ignored 2016 resolutions, before making the next list of never to be attempted personal improvement goals.
All storms to be named after Victoria Wood characters
As storm Miss Babs hits Britain, the Met Office has confirmed it will be followed by storm Kimberley, storm Freda and Hurricane Overall.
