As voting in the referendum begins, experts are predicting that the final result will hinge on how much water people think will fall out of the sky on their walk to the polling booth.
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Northern Ireland’s 1-0 successful defeat to Germany has let them progress to the knock-out rounds of Euro 2016 where they will face Wales in the last 16.
God has told supporters that they won’t get a second try later if the results of the Day of Judgement prove unpopular.
Thousands of people sat in stationary cars miles from Glastonbury have been warned that this is the most comfortable they’ll be for the next five days.
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