Turkeys vote for Christmas
The Turkey population of Great Britain has voted in favour of Christmas in a referendum held yesterday.
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Referendum fought on ‘democracy’ to see nation get Prime Minister no-one voted for
The country which voted to leave the EU due to a lack of democracy will now be led by a Prime Minister voted for by absolutely nobody.
‘Does this tie look Priministerial?’ Boris Johnson asks wife
Boris Johnson is spending an unusually long time picking his tie this morning, according to sources.
Nigel Farage rushed to hospital with chronic smugness
After a stunning referendum result, Nigel Farage has been left unable to celebrate properly after being rushed to hospital with a chronic case of smugness.
