Politicians left sinking ship long before us, insist rats
Rats have been left outraged by politicians abandoning ship immediately after steering it into difficult waters.
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Vacant UKIP leader job to be taken by self-loathing immigrant at half the cost
The recently vacated position of UKIP leader is to be filled by a self-loathing migrant who’ll do the job a lot cheaper.
Everyone wondering which aspect of Brexit Chris Evans is running from
Chris Evans has quit his job to avoid his Brexit responsibilities, presumably.
Gossiping when I’m pissed just makes me British, insists Michael Gove
After accusations that he likes a drink and a good gossip, Michael Gove has insisted this just makes him typically British.
