Poundland forced to rebrand as 80pLand since Brexit
Popular cheap shop PoundLand is to rebrand as 80pLand to reflect what’s happened to the British currency in the last week and a half.
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‘Stop comparing us to Michael Gove’, insist pantomime villains
Panto villains have signed an open letter expressing anger at comparisons made between them and dour Tory ghoul Michael Gove.
Andrea Leadsom defends claims she was in Dexy’s Midnight Runners
Conservative leadership hopeful Andrea Leadsom has dismissed ‘ridiculous’ criticism of her pre-politics career, saying her ‘incredibly varied’ CV is ‘all absolutely true’.
Saddam Hussein ‘delighted’ by Chilcot exoneration, claims Satan
Former tyrannical dictator of Iraq, Saddam Hussein, is overjoyed that Chilcot has found the intelligence reports into his Weapons of Mass Destruction programme to be a stinking heap of bollocks, Satan has confirmed today.
