UKIP to launch emoji EU referendum campaign
UKIP are to produce a manifesto consisting solely of right-wing emoticons, it has emerged.
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Perverts warn ‘sex in public toilets’ could soon be thing of the past
The demise of public toilets across the UK is forcing perverts to seek sexual encounters in far less exciting locations, according to sources this morning.
Voters torn as referendum debate pits Stephen Hawking against Wetherspoons
Voters in the EU referendum have been left torn this morning after weighing up the arguments of Professor Stephen Hawking against a chain of pubs that does a pie and a pint for a fiver.
Top Gear viewers beg Chris Evans to thump someone
Everyone is trying to goad Chris Evans into some form of physical assault.
