Foreign rapists could put hardworking British rapists on the scrapheap, warns Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage has warned that remaining in the EU would be a disaster for decent British rapists.
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David Cameron delighted at plans to put human organs inside pigs
Putting human organs inside pigs is the best idea anyone has ever had in the whole world, according to pig-friendly David Cameron.
Man who punched people in the face for a living still loved more than any politician
A man who literally spent his career punching people in the face is still more popular than any politician you care to mention, according to sources this morning.
Administrative error sees June replaced by February
A meteorological administrative mistake has seen February appear after May, instead of the traditional June.
