Police to explain what exactly the fuck is meant by ‘low-risk paedophile’
Paedophiles not in possession of a dirty white van full of cute puppies represent a low risk to the public, police have confirmed.
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Confused man sending pancakes to the women he likes
A man who doesn’t really get Pancake Day is sending pancakes to women he finds attractive.
Everyone who believed the Brexit bus now insisting they never believed the Brexit bus
In order to avoid looking like an idiot, every voter who believed the Brexit bus is today insisting they never thought it was literally true, according to new research.
TFL admits using words like ‘alight’ purely to confuse tourists
A Transport For London spokesperson has confirmed that passenger information broadcasts use vocabulary primarily designed to confuse non-native speakers.
