Slower than expected economic growth and poor tax receipts have put Philip Hammond on course to announce scathing cuts to happiness, empathy and kindness when he delivers the Spring Budget today.
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UKIP have demanded that the UK no longer recognise International Women’s Day and instead celebrate British Women’s Day.
‘All grown up’ actor Emma Watson’s breasts have fallen out over Brexit, according to reports.
Stephen Hawking has located an enormous sucking object at the centre of the Labour Party, he has announced today.
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