It’s impossible to sleep in this heat, says man who murdered half a million Iraqis
Hot weather leaves me unable to sleep at night, claims man who murdered half a million Iraqis.
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Wild celebrations as George Osborne becomes chair of ‘Northern Powerhouse’ think tank
The entire population of Northern England have poured out onto the streets in wild celebration after it was announced that George Osborne will chair a think tank aimed at taking forward his “Northern Powerhouse” plan.
Two members of Momentum successfully get off with each other
Anthropologists have been left stunned as it was revealed that two members of Labour’s pro-Jeremy Corbyn campaign group Momentum got off with each other and seem to be on course to maintain a romantic relationship.
DWP minister who leaked government report to Wonga regrets actions 1240%
Following his suspension for leaking a parliamentary report to Wonga, former DWP minister Justin Tomlinson has said he regrets his actions 1240%.
