
Nigel Farage quits failing to become an MP to focus on failing to get a knighthood
Nigel Farage has announced he is giving up failing to become an MP so that he can devote his time to failing to get a knighthood.
View article >Nigel Farage has announced he is giving up failing to become an MP so that he can devote his time to failing to get a knighthood.
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Nigel Farage has revealed he is considering making yet another attempt at gaining unfettered access to the taxpayer-subsidised bars in the Houses of Parliament.
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