Shock as SNP set to announce H from Steps as new leader
The SNP is set to stun the British political establishment with the shock announcement that they will be making H from Steps their new leader.
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Antonio Conte shatters the dream that it’s possible to call everyone you work with ‘totally shit’ and still keep your job
As workers return to the office on Monday morning, despondent wage slaves have been left bereft after Antonio Conte shattered the dream that it was possible to call everyone you work with ‘totally shit’ and still keep your job.
Youngsters should ditch nitrous and snort gak off a toilet seat like normal people, insists Michael Gove
The government has promised to take strong action against a recreational drug so safe it’s given in limitless amounts to pregnant women in the throes labour, and plan to entice young people towards more respectable activities like snorting highly addictive class A’s produced by mass murderers.
Man begins three-day period of saying the time and then what time it ‘really’ is
After the clocks went forward overnight, Simon Williams has begun his biannual three-day routine in which he will tell you the ‘real’ time whenever the time of day is discussed.
