In an unusual turn of events, an arsehole responsible for a range of awful events, will face the consequences of his actions rather than laughing them off and going about his day as normal.View article >
During a visit to the quaint Derbyshire hamlet of Pullmalegg, Boris Johnson announced the launch of a beneficial govt initiative that was not a hastily concocted headline grabber designed to distract from yet another fuck-up, explained Number 10 spokesperson Hilary Oss.
April Fool everyone, it’s actually 2015, the coalition is still in Government and none of this terrible shit actually happened, it was all just an elaborate prank. Yesterday, on 31st March 2015, wacky pranksters set up a giant Matrix-style alternate reality, and whilst everyone was asleep, their consciouses were uploaded into that reality. Those zany