Petition to have Michael Gove cryogenically frozen reaches 9 million
Britain is extremely keen for Michael Gove to be shoved into a freezer, it has emerged.
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‘Couples who fart in front of each other stay together longer’, insist men
Men have today said that couples who openly break wind in front of each other have a greater chance of staying together than those who either leave the room or do sly out-the-side ones.
Mannequin Challenge goes completely unnoticed at Southern Rail
Workers who appeared to be frozen in time have aroused no curiosity whatsoever at Southern Rail HQ.
Riots after man takes low offer on The Chase
There have been reports of violent outbreaks after a contestant on ITV quiz show The Chase opted to take the low offer in his bid to make the final.
