
Petition to have Michael Gove cryogenically frozen reaches 9 million
Britain is extremely keen for Michael Gove to be shoved into a freezer, it has emerged.
View article >Britain is extremely keen for Michael Gove to be shoved into a freezer, it has emerged.
View article >Men have today said that couples who openly break wind in front of each other have a greater chance of staying together than those who either leave the room or do sly out-the-side ones.
Workers who appeared to be frozen in time have aroused no curiosity whatsoever at Southern Rail HQ.
There have been reports of violent outbreaks after a contestant on ITV quiz show The Chase opted to take the low offer in his bid to make the final.
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