New study finds crisps could prevent Necrotising Fasciitis
A new made-up scientific study has shown that eating crisps could prevent the flesh-eating disease Necrotising Fasciitis.
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Brexit Whitepaper just says “Get Over It” in Comic Sans
The government’s Brexit whitepaper is to be typically enlightening.
Jeremy Corbyn will not oppose Article 50 because it sounds like hard work
Labour ‘leader’ Jeremy Corbyn has announced that he will not frustrate the triggering of Article 50 because he can’t be bothered.
Piers Morgan emasculated by his own reflection
Piers Morgan has spent the last three hours engaged in a blazing argument with his reflection, which he accuses of emasculating him.
