Mealy-mouthed white van drivers still not apologising for Finsbury Park attack
Drivers of white vans are still refusing to apologise for one of them mowing down some people the other day.
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Cool side of pillow also hot
A state of emergency was declared in bed last night when it was discovered that the cool side of the pillow was also hot.
Brian Cant retires to the big toy cupboard in the sky
Brian Cant has gone to look through the Pearly Gate-shaped window.
First day’s negotiations go well as everyone agrees Brexit means Brexit
It was all smiles for David Davis in Brussels today as his 27 EU counterparts all agreed when he laid out Britain’s number one negotiation target: that Brexit means Brexit.
