Leaked cabinet letters suggest that while Home Secretary Theresa May wanted the children of illegal immigrants to be removed from school and cooked and served to her for lunch on Fridays as a special treat.
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Britain’s satire writers are way more interested in Brexit than the average member of the population, studies have shown.
An Essex man has spoken of his delight at viewing the first Christmas themed porn of the season.
Alternative advent calendars full of healthy ‘treats’ given to staff at a local firm remain ominously unopened this morning, according to sources close to the matter.
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