Rishi Sunak puts finishing touches to his next leadership campaign video
Rishi Sunak has been spotted today putting the finishing touches to his next leadership campaign video it is revealed.
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Senior Tories plotting to make literally f**king anyone else in the country Prime Minister
Senior Tories are holding talks about replacing Prime Minister Liz Truss with literally f**king anyone else in the country.
Liz Truss revealed to be cake
The Prime Minister has been revealed to be nothing but a humanoid construction of brightly-colours sponge and buttercream.
Brexiters change their one retort to “We ALL lost, get over it”
Brexiters are finally going to admit that they lost too, but retain their pig-headed unwillingness to do anything about it.
