Eurovision, Britain warned
British social media users are warned to expect an ‘overwhelming tsunami of shite’ in their feeds as the annual festival of pretending to like awful pop rolls around again.
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Brexiters propose Commonwealth Song Contest
With Britain again expecting failure at the hands of its European neighbours at the Eurovision Song Contest, Brexiteers have demanded a complete withdrawal from the competition, and for it to be replaced by a Commonwealth Song Contest.
Protesters to stand next to Prince Andrew in an attempt to get him arrested
Anti-royal protestors have come up with the perfect strategy to finally get Prince Andrew arrested – stand next to him.
Homeopath refuses to accept heavily diluted payment
A homeopathic practitioner has caused a huge stir with one of his most regular clients, by refusing to accept a heavily diluted form of payment.
