Simon Williams, a town councillor at Curry Mallet in Somerset, has just prefaced his latest inane observation in the middle of a debate on a planning application with ‘Maybe I’m being thick, but…’, it has emerged.
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Women across the UK were left ‘shocked’ and hastily re-evaluating their wardrobes last night after boffins confirmed that wearing black clothes does not make the wearer any less fat.
Ken Loach’s next film will be about a left-wing robot sent back in time to battle the benefits system.
Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn has warned those Labour MPs who last week defied the Whip over Brexit that they face disciplinary action should they rebel another 616 times.
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