Hull named 2017 British City of Culture for a joke
Hull has been named 2017 city of Culture and they’ve not twigged yet, according to reports.
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Queen misses second church service following conversion to Satanism
The Queen has missed a second successive church service in the wake of her recent conversion to Satanism.
Man who planned ‘quiet one at home’ begins three-day hangover
34-year-old Simon Williams is this morning beginning a hangover that will last until Wednesday, despite telling everyone he was having a ‘quiet one at home’ for New Year.
2017 already shit
With the new year only a few hours old, early indications are that 2017 is already failing to live up to expectations.
