Storm surge threatens coastal areas with massive waves of immigration metaphors
Low-lying areas of the UK risk being swamped by a tidal wave of immigration metaphors, it has emerged.
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Scottish weather described as horrendous, unendurable and quite mild for the time of year
Up to eight inches of snow fell in Scotland overnight, leaving workers wondering if they’ll need to wear a jacket to go to Greggs this lunchtime.
Super Mario dropped by Check-a-Trade after failing to complete a single plumbing job
So-called ‘plumber’ Super Mario has today been dropped by the Check-a-trade business directory after thousands of complaints by customers that they are still waiting for their plumbing work to be done.
Oh Jesus, snow – what do we do now, UK asks
Much of England is in a state of terrified confusion after undergoing a light fall of snow last night.
