Nigel Farage demands his face be projected onto the White Cliffs of Dover
The occasional leader of UKIP, Nigel Farage, has demanded that pictures of his own face be projected onto the White Cliffs of Dover.
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Trump is a true gentleman because he didn’t instinctively grab my genitals, claims Theresa May
Theresa May has described Donald Trump as a ‘true gentleman’ after all they did on their White House date was hold hands.
Extremists threaten to quit YouTube after finding their videos shown alongside ads for Daily Mail
Fundamentalists have declared that they are to stop uploading extremist material to YouTube, after finding that it is being shown alongside ads for the Daily Mail.
Motorbike should make ‘full recovery’ after being crashed by twat
A motorbike is expected to make a full recovery after nearly being written off by a notorious bell-end.
