As Jeremy Kyle covers for Piers Morgan on Good Morning Britain, it has emerged today that the two are closely and terrifyingly related.
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Amazon has claimed that they were unable to give the UK treasury their full payment of corporation tax as no-one was in to receive it, according to reports.
Other countries with their ‘heat waves’ and ‘horrifying 40-degree temperatures’ are secretly jealous of Britain’s steady August drizzle.
Migrants fleeing the forthcoming nuclear holocaust on the Korean peninsula can piss off back to where they came from, according to a majority of Britons.
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