“Fight me, you orange bastard!” says John Bercow
John Bercow has offered to deck the President of the United States.
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OK, maybe the NHS isn’t going to get any more money, concedes Brexiter
As the NHS crisis continues, Brexit voter Simon Williams has reluctantly conceded that maybe the health service won’t be getting any extra Brexit money after all.
“But people voted for me to fuck the French and turn my back on the Germans”, says mystified Nigel Farage
Nigel Farage doesn’t know what all the fuss is about this afternoon, as he’s doing exactly what people voted for.
Judge Jules powerless to stop Brexit
World-renowned DJ “Judge” Jules cannot stand in the way of Brexit on account of not being a real judge, it has emerged.
