David Davis proposes ‘points-based’ system for EU negotiators
Hard-working British negotiators must be protected from skilled and mobile EU competition, the Brexit secretary has said.
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Women urged to wait until second or third date before throwing poos out of bathroom window
Throwing your own faeces from a bathroom window is strictly a second-date move, women have been told today.
“Ow much for ze vagina?” enquires stereotypical French magazine
A French magazine has had to pay 100,000 Euros after publishing photos of the Duchess of Cambridge’s breasts, prompting them to ask for “ze full menu”.
India urged to start giving monsoons friendly Western names in hope the world might start noticing them
As monsoon rains in India, Bangladesh and Nepal leave 1,200 dead and 40 million affected, the Indian Government have announced that it’s time to start naming weather systems to gain coverage by Western news agencies.
