Government porn block plans in disarray as 100% of homes ‘opt-in’
Everyone has said they would like access to online pornography, scuppering the government’s plans to make such content available only to people who say they want it.
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Female Doctor Who won’t work as all previous incarnations were muscular lumberjacks
A female Doctor Who will obviously fail as the Doctor’s masculinity was always vital to the character.
Civilisation survives tumultuous first night of having a female Dr Who
There was widespread relief this morning as it appeared that civilisation may actually survive in the wake of the announcement that Doctor Who will be played by actress Jodie Whittaker.
Fictional time travellers don’t have vaginas, insist morons
Travelling through space and time in a police box requires a penis, according to several Internet morons this evening.
