The latest figures have shown that the University of Life has once again delivered a graduating class full to the brim with the finest purveyors of racist social media commentary.
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The spam filter that prevents all email, facebook messages and tweets demanding that NewsThump should ‘do the Muslims’ from arriving at NewsThump Towers has broken through overuse.
A dodgy 3am kebab is the only known way of making a Londoner shit themselves, terrorists have been told today.
International terror groups have demanded an intemperate, ill-considered and short-termist response to their crimes this morning.
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