The prime minister has explained that removing your human rights is the only way she can be sure to catch terrorists who go on Channel 4 documentaries to talk about their extremist tendencies.
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ISIS supporters in the UK are planning to cause chaos by voting Tory in the hope that Theresa May is returned to Parliament with a majority.
Theresa May has been reminded that slashing police numbers to dangerously low levels is much more naughty than pegging it through a wheat field.
The Sun, Daily Mail and Express have urged their readers to vote Conservative in the upcoming general election in a selfless bid to protect their owners’ vast wealth.
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