Popcorn sellers doing roaring trade outside Paul Dacre’s Daily Mail office
Businesses selling snacks and temporary chairs have reported excellent sales figures after setting up shop outside Paul Dacre’s office.
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Oops, says Theresa May
Theresa May thinks she might have made an awful mistake.
Ukip celebrations short-lived after discovering it’s ‘exit polls’, not ‘exit Poles’
Ukip celebrations have been cut short after they discovered the exit polls carried out during today’s general election are nothing to do with the repatriation of the UK’s Polish community.
British humans enjoy final day of having rights
Human beings in Great Britain are set to enjoy a last day of having human rights before Theresa May is elected Prime Minister on a platform of getting rid of all that namby-pamby, hippie nonsense.
