We can’t remove dinosaurs from the national curriculum, May repeatedly tells Arlene Foster
The prime minister’s meeting with DUP leader Arlene Foster is not going as well as hoped, according to sources this morning.
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Theresa May appoints Megatron to cabinet post
In a surprising move, alleged Prime Minister Theresa May has appointed leading Transformer Megatron to a ministerial position.
Ousted Tory MPs scouring food banks for foie gras and white truffle oil
Conservative MPs who lost their seats in last week’s election have been adjusting to their new lifestyles, scouring local food banks for basic essentials such as foie gras and white truffle oil.
‘Lessons have been learnt’ promise Tories, as Hank Marvin booked for youth rally
Conservative leaders yesterday vowed to match Jeremy Corbyn’s appeal to the youth vote, unveiling plans for an open-air concert to be headlined by ex-Shadows guitarist Hank Marvin.
