‘No I won’t play f*cking Nickelback’ snaps Amazon Echo
An Amazon Echo has finally had it with its owner’s terrible taste in music.
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Bank of England announces sharp rise in tedious mortgage conversations
Bank of England governor Mark Carney has today announced a sharp rise in the number of tedious conversations about mortgages.
Lecherous arsehole clearly has no idea how to ask a woman out on a date
It has become apparent that the office letch behaves the way he does because he doesn’t know how to ask a woman out on a date, according to sources today.
Michael Fallon to be replaced by Pepe Le Pew
Pepe Le Pew has been named as Michael Fallon’s replacement as Defence Secretary.
