Ministry of Magic criticises Boris Johnson for calling Jeremy Corbyn a ‘muggle’
“I meant to call him a squib”, insists Johnson.
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‘Bland, inoffensive yet meaningless slogan,’ says Theresa May
Prime Minister Theresa May rallied her supporters with the rousing words ‘bland, inoffensive yet meaningless slogan.’
Warmaster Horus to stand as ‘anti-Establishment’ candidate in election
Warmaster Horus has blamed ‘biased media’ and a rigged system for his poor showing in the polls, but insisted he can still defeat the Emperor.
Gambling ‘bad’ insists organisation running a sport that would be broke without it
The football association has banned Joey Barton for 18 months for doing the sort of thing football sponsors definitely want to see more of.
