Theresa May backpedals over BBC cameraman’s foot
The prime minister has accidentally reversed her bicycle over a journalist’s foot yesterday.
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Apology
We have removed our article regarding the tragic events of last night. While the piece was intended to be more tribute than joke, and to highlight the resiliency and spirit of Manchester, it seems to have had a negative effect and has upset a lot of people. Today is not the day to do either
John Terry retires from football to focus on adultery and racism
John Terry is tonight celebrating his retirement from football in order to focus on his true passions of adultery and racism.
Tories to allow day off work to leave elderly relative on mountain-top for vultures
The Conservative Party has today made a manifesto pledge to guarantee workers one day off work each year in order to drag a sick or elderly relative to a mountain-top to be eaten alive by vultures.
