Daily Mail reports man stubbing his toe as ‘Immigrant Muslim paedophiles massacre hundreds’
The Daily Mail has reported on a man stubbing his toe with the headline ‘Immigrant Muslim paedophiles massacre hundreds’.
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Daily Mail staff turn off their Fisher Price computers after another busy week of entirely factual journalism
Staff at the Daily Mail are currently turning off their colourful toy computers after another week of distributing facts like they’re going out of fashion.
Tommy Robinson named as new ISIS Press Secretary
Terrorist organisation ISIS has announced that far-right activity Tommy Robinson will be their new press secretary, after doing such a sterling job attributing every possible incident to the publicity-hungry Islamic extremists.
Social media companies to gain credibility by delivering headlines to Michael Gove by bus
In order to address any perceived untruths spread across their platforms, social media companies will take to delivering the news to Michael Gove on the side of a bus.
