Brexit Secretary David Davis has admitted under committee questioning that due to the laws of quantum mechanics, the Brexit Impact Assessments that he commissioned both simultaneously exist and don’t exist.
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December’s David Davis has called his November equivalent a massive liar, insisting that the Brexit impact statements he said were complete, have never actually existed.
A pair of British-born men have been identified as a clear and ongoing threat to the Prime Minister, intelligence services have confirmed.
With the £350m NHS promise abandoned and a points-based immigration system dismissed, Brexiteers who say ‘you lost, get over it’ are still waiting to find out precisely what they’ve won.
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