Shock as furniture store has sale
There has been widespread shock today at the stunning news that a furniture store is having a sale.
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Tories deeply divided over whether clocks go forwards or backwards
Theresa May’s government has yet to form a coherent clock-altering strategy for this coming weekend, it has emerged.
Government surprised to find places where nation’s brightest minds study information are against Brexit
Institutions attended and run by the most intelligent people in the country have inexplicably come out in favour of remaining in the European Union, it has emerged.
NHS ‘Air BnB’ scheme a ‘great opportunity’ for Tories to have total stranger die in their home
Tories will soon be able to take control of their country and also take control of the care of a patient recovering from surgery, it has been announced today.
